This is the page where I try to convince you to hate Twilight as much as I.
Reason #1: It's a discrace to real vampires everywhere.
Reason #2: Real Vampires don't sparkle scalliantly in the sun, they stay in the dark, like the REAL vampires they are.
Reason #3: Putting a vampire in a sissy, chick-flicky, girly, corny, love story completely destroys their macho, awesome, blood-thirsty, creatures from the undead reputation that took them centuries to create.
Reason #4: What self-respecting vampire, nay what self-respecting man sparkles?
Reason #5: Harry Potter Kicks twilight's sorry ass. That is all.
Reason #6: Twilight is the reason adolesent girls' IQ's are 10 points lower than in previous years.
Comments: Name: mirbill Email: [email protected] Comments: dont forget THE FANS
